AFTER INNOCENCE by Brenda Joyce



PUBLISHER: Avon, 1994
GENRE: Fiction/Historical Romance
SETTING: New York/Paris, 1901
BODICE RIPPER? No
VIRGIN HEROINE? Yes
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GRADE: A+++

SYNOPSIS: Estranged from society, wealthy and beautiful artist Sofie O'Neil finds solace in her private world. She longs just once to taste a forbidden love, to follow the dangerous diamond smuggler Edward Delanza to paradise. But Edward wants far more from the innocent young heiress than a brief and passing encounter. For he is determined to heal her and possess her now . . . and for all time.



THIS IS MY FAVORITE NOVEL OF ALL-TIME AND THIS IS MY SPOILER SUMMARY FOR IT.


Review first published 11/20/2011. Updated 4/30/2020.
Read multiple times between late 1994/early '95 and 1999, then read four more times since then.

HEROINE: Sofie O'Neil, 20, born May 1881. 'Tawny-golden' hair, amber eyes. Sofie is an only child.

HERO:  Edward Delanza, around 23, from California. Black hair, blue eyes, tan skin. Edward is the youngest of three sons. His middle brother is Slade and oldest brother is James.

PROLOGUE- New York City, 1890. Sofie is nine years old and her mother Suzanne is calling for her inside the house. She finds her and sees a drawing of Sofie's father laying at her feet. Suzanne picks it up and yells at Sofie to stop drawing pictures of her father, Jake. She tells Sofie that Jake isn't coming home, Sofie tells her he is, Suzanne says he isn't, Sofie is upset, runs and falls down the stairs, hurting her ankle. The housekeeper came over to her and Sofie lied and told her she was fine. Suzanne was watching from the top of the staircase and said, "If she is hurt, it is her own fault." She'll walk with a limp the rest of her life and be labeled a 'cripple' by everyone, including her own nasty, hateful, jealous mother.

PART 1- THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER

Chapter one begins in Newport Beach, 1901 at a party Sofie's mother Suzanne Ralston is having. It's summer and Sofie has recently turned 20. Her mother Suzanne is 36. The guests are all staying at the Ralston's beach house. Suzanne convinced Sofie to come to the party. Sofie is out on the beach with her sketchbook to do a little sketching. She see's a handsome man walking along the beach with his shirt unbuttoned. She begins to sketch him and hears a woman's voice call out to him. It's her mothers widowed friend Hilary. She's talking to Edward about wanting to have sex with him but he doesn't want to do it in the sand when they could do it in a soft bed later. Hilary unbuttons her jacket revealing her bare breasts. Sofie is shocked. Edward thought he saw a flash of movement then spotted Sofie crouched down watching. The thought of being watched by her excited him, so he and Hilary had sex right there in the sand in broad daylight. Sofie fled, accidentally leaving her sketchbook behind. Edward was disgusted with himself for what he'd done. He never lets her know that he saw her. Sofie arrives back to the house. Hilary's cousin Henry Marten is asking Suzanne if he could be introduced to Sofie, whom he's just seen walking outside. Suzanne doesn't want Henry to be interested in Sofie so she tells him her daughter has a 'dreadful limp' and is a 'cripple' and has 'never had a suitor.' Sofie walks in and sees them. Suzanne knows that it's frowned upon for women to be artists and that people think Sofie is eccentric and reclusive. She doesn't want Henry to be interested in Sofie so she proudly tells him Sofie is an artist and studies art at the academy. She tells Sofie to tell them what she's drawn today and Sofie realizes she's left her sketchbook behind.

Later that day, Sofie is telling her stepsister Lisa, 17, that she must have left her sketchbook at the beach and has Lisa go look for it. She told her that she sketched a man named Edward at the beach. Lisa said it must have been Edward Delanza and that he was a guest at their house. All the ladies at the house think Edward is attractive and dangerous because it's rumored that he smuggles diamonds and gems out of Africa. That isn't true. Sofie is scared to death that she'll see Edward at the house. She doesn't know that he saw her at the beach but doesn't want to have to face him after what she's seen. Later on, Edward is in his room. He looks over to an open sketchbook...Sofie's sketchbook, laying open on a chair. He doesn't know who Sofie is or what her name is but assumes she's a guest at Suzanne's.

He went downstairs and saw her right away standing alone. They made eye contact. Hilary and a friend came up to Edward and began talking. He asked them who the girl in the corner was and was told she was Sofie, daughter of their hostess Suzanne. He walked over to her and introduced himself then kissed her hand. He asked her if she was going to spend the rest of the summer there and she told him no, she had art classes to attend in the city and that she and her classmates are devoted to their art. He told her one day a handsome man would earn some of her devotion. She told him that she intended to earn a living by selling her art and that if she did wed, a husband probably wouldn't allow her to earn a living. He asked if she planned to marry one day and she said no. He asked her if she dressed the way she did, in ugly gray gowns with her hair pulled back, and hid her beauty was to turn away unwanted suitors. She said she had no beauty to hide.

Suzanne called everyone in to dinner. She'd been watching Sofie and Edward talk and didn't like it. Suzanne thinks Edward is just like Sofie's dead father and wants Edward far away from her. After dinner, nasty old Suzanne told Sofie to say away from Edward and insulted her by saying that she was 'neither rich nor beautiful' and she shouldn't 'encourage' him. Suzanne left Sofie sitting in a chair. Sofie's ankle hurt from doing so much walking that day so when she stood up, she gasped at the pain. People looked her way, then looked away in embarrassment. Edward rushed over to Sofie and asked if she was OK. He doesn't know that she walks with a limp yet and she's scared of him finding out. She told him she was a 'cripple' and hurt her ankle years before and it didn't heal right. He removed her special shoe and began massaging her ankle. Suzanne was horrified that he'd do that and went over to them. She told him she wanted to see him tomorrow morning. When he left, she yelled at Sofie, told her Edward was just like her 'goddamned, rotten father, that miserable Irish bastard" and that Edward would use her like she had been used. Sofie spent the rest of the night in her room drawing him.

While Suzanne was waiting for Edward the next morning, she was remembering when she'd met Jake. He died (no he didn't) eleven years ago. He'd left all of his money and assets to Sofie, one million dollars worth and not a penny to Suzanne. She'd met him in NYC in 1880 when she was 15. He's an Irish immigrant who came here after his mom and sister died in a fire set by British soldiers in Ireland. He was about 18 when he met Suzanne. One day in 1880, Suzanne rode her horse to where Jake was doing construction work. She'd seen him there several times before while out with her friends. She though he was attractive. So one day she went to see him. He saw her watching him and went up to her. He asked who she was and asked if she was going to meet him somewhere. She nodded yes. He gave her a key to his place and directions. She went inside and was disgusted at his place. It was run down and shabby. Suzanne came from wealth herself. Jake got there and took his clothes off and it went from there.

Back to the present, Edward went to see Suzanne. She asked him what his interest in Sofie was and told him he was trying to bed her. He said that wasn't true and Suzanne asked him to leave her home so he did. While Edward was waiting in the driveway for the carriage to take him away, he told himself he'd make a point of seeing Sofie again. When Sofie found out that Edward was gone, she was very sad and disappointed. She'd enjoyed him flirting with her.

When Sofie had been home for over a week Edward came to see her. Her parents and Lisa were still at the beach house. She asked him why he was there and he replied, "You need me Sofie. You need shaking up. Badly." Right before he kissed her he said, "I'm going to shake you up Sofie." He barely kissed her then pulled away and said, "Jesus!" He apologized then asked if they were still friends. She asked him to pose for a painting for her and he said yes, then left. As he was leaving the Ralston mansion, Sofie's father Jake was watching Edward. He'd stood outside the house all day hoping to see her.

When Edward was picking his mail up at the Savoy hotel where he was staying, a man, who was Jake, bumped into him on purpose, making him drop his mail. Edward thought the man looked 15 years older than himself. Jake is 38 so Edward is about 23 though his exact age is never given.

Jake is in his mansion. He now goes by the name Jake Ryan, not Jake O'Neil. Eleven years ago, he and his friend escaped prison and were in a shootout with police. The friend was shot and killed and the building burned down. Jake switched nametags with the friend, stealing his identity. The dead man's name tag said Jake O'Neil so everyone believed he was dead. Two weeks later, Suzanne married Benjamin Ralston who had a daughter named Lisa. Now Jake is a successful businessman who's made a fortune in construction.

Edward went to Sofie's to pick up the artwork she said she'd do for him. She wasn't at home but was outside in a bad part of town painting. He told her the painting she was working on was 'powerful' and to never tell him she is eccentric again because she's not; she's 'extraordinary.' He wanted to see more of her work so they went to her studio inside the Ralston mansion. He saw a portrait of a man and recognized him as the man who'd bumped into him in the hotel lobby. He asked Sofie who he was and she said it was her father Jake. Jake fled Ireland because he blew up a British army camp. Not long after that, he met and married Suzanne. When Sofie was six, Jake and Suzanne were at a party. A retired English military officer recognized Jake and he was put into prison in Great Britain less than a year later for his crime in Ireland. After being in prison for two years, that's when he and the other man escaped and Jake stole his identity.

They continued to look at her artwork. One painting of flowers, she said Suzanne had said they didn't resemble flowers and that a five year old could have painted it. He saw the painting she'd done for him; it was a portrait of himself. He told her he wasn't a 'goddamn hero.' He kissed her. She asked him what his intentions were. He said to be a friend, a good friend, one she wouldn't forget. Sofie and Edward ate at a restaurant and discussed the possibility of her selling her artwork. She asked him if he'd pose for her.

Back at Newport Beach, Suzanne told Benjamin that she was going to have Sofie come back. The reason for that was she knew that he was back in NYC. Benjamin came to Suzanne's bed that night to have sex. As Suzanne often does, she pretends it's Jake with her, not her husband. When it was over and Benjamin was sleeping, Suzanne was crying, thinking about the last time she saw Jake. It was in prison in 1888.

She was escorted into his cell. Right away, he asked where Sofie was and asked why she didn't bring her when she knew she was supposed to. Suzanne began yelling at him saying, "What about me? What about me, you bastard? What about me?" She was remembering the first years of their marriage and all the affairs she'd had. They argued in his cell and he told her to leave and to bring Sofie to see him. He told her if she didn't bring her to see him today, he'd find a way to get back at her from prison. "Always Sofie! I do hate you Jake, I do!" She didn't bring Sofie to see him. And that night, she cheated on him again.

Back to the present again, she's still in bed next to a sleeping Benjamin. She thinking about how she spends some of Sofie's trust fund money on herself without Sofie's knowledge. She's embezzled a couple thousand dollars from Sofie too and has it in her own private bank account. Sofie is to receive quarterly installments of her money beginning on her 21st birthday with the last payment being given on her 25th birthday. If she marries before she's 25, she receives it all at once. Suzanne decides to check up on Sofie herself.

Without Sofie knowing it, Edward arranged for an art dealer to view her work. He drove his car to Sofie's to pose for her and give her the good news. While painting his portrait, things got a little heavy. Sofie ended up on his lap kissing him and he even touched her 'intimately.' The art dealer came over and bought some of the paintings, including the one of Edward titled 'A Gentleman At Newport Beach.' After the dealer left, Suzanne showed up while Edward as still there. She was furious and made him leave, since it was her home. She suspects that something is going on between them and asks her if she's still a virgin. Sofie tells her she's too old to be asked personal questions like that. Later Sofie is in her room talking with Lisa. Lisa asks her if she's in love with Edward and she says that she is.

Sofie was very upset from arguing with Suzanne and by Lisa telling her to say away from Edward so she went to the Savoy hotel to see Edward. She knocked on his door. He opened it and was shocked to see her there. He told her to wait there while he put a jacket on. They went for a drive in his car. They'd been driving for an hour and stopped at an inn to eat. A bad storm was coming. The inn owner came over to their table while they were eating to tell them that he'd just heard the storm was going to be terrible and that they should stay there. It'd be too dangerous to travel. They had separate rooms. Sofie, wearing just her nightgown, that the owners daughter loaned her, knocked on Edwards door. She was surprised he hadn't come to her door since she thought he was out to seduce her. They had sex three times that night. Edward asked her to marry him, since he felt very guilty. Sofie told him no, she couldn't marry without love. Edwards car was destroyed in the storm so they took a carriage home. Sofie went up to her room and Suzanne came in. Sofie asked Suzanne what she'd do if she was pregnant. Suzanne said she could go away to have it and give it up for adoption.

PART 2- LA BOHEME

Suzanne went to the opera by herself. She saw a man who looked like Jake. He saw her too and hurried out. She followed him outside and saw him talking with a young girl, his mistress Lou Anne. She could see that it was indeed Jake. She called his name when he was alone but he ignored her. She caught up to him. She told him everyone thought he was dead, that there was evidence of it. They argued and she realized she was now married to two men. He asked how Sofie was. He said he comes to town every few years to see her. Suzanne was jealous of that, that he'd come to catch a glimpse of Sofie but not let Suzanne know he was alive, and began hitting him and told him she hated him.

November 1901, Sofie is in Paris with a chaperone because she is now three months pregnant. She's going there to not only have the baby so that no one who knows her will know about it and also to study art. The plan is for Sofie to get a new French chaperone so that the current one will return home to NYC without knowing she's pregnant. She gets settled in. Back in NY, it's now Christmas eve. Edward has no idea she's pregnant and hasn't seen her since the day he brought her home after the storm. He stops by to speak with her but is told by Suzanne that she's in Paris. While in France, Sofie has met up with her old art teacher and has made lots of friends.

It's now May 1902, Sofie has just turned 21. She writes Edward a letter telling him she's pregnant and the baby is due at the end of June. Edward is back in Africa digging for diamonds. He goes into his hotel room and finds the letter from Sofie there that she'd sent three months before. Two months later, in October, he's banging on her door in Paris. She's not home and her friend Georges, who is on his way to visit with Sofie, recognizes Edward from Sofie's paintings. He says Sofie may be at a saloon called Zut where they all hang out. He takes Edward there. Edward is as mad as hell and tells Sofie to take him to see their child. The baby's name is Edana, after Edward, and her middle name is Jacqueline, after her father Jake. They got to Sofie's shabby apartment and he asked her when she wanted to get married. She told him she wasn't getting married because of Edana. He said he'd be back to discuss it. Sofie told her nanny and companion Rachelle that they were going home to New York City that night....without telling Edward.

PART 3- A WOMAN OF PRINCIPAL

New York City, November, 1902. Sofie, Edana and Rachelle have arrived at her parents house. The servants let her in and she introduces them to her baby. She's in her old room nursing Edana when Suzanne bursts in. It's been over a year since she's seen her. She's yelling asking Sofie why she's there and saying 'how could you' show up here with a baby. She asked if she wanted to meet her grandchild and Suzanne yells "No!" Suzanne tells Sofie that she's picked out a couple who want to adopt the baby. Sofie yells "No!", tells her to "get out" and throws a candlestick at her mother, then yells again, "get out!" Sofie, the baby and Rachelle left to say at a hotel. They were almost out of money because Sofie didn't have time to get her money out of the bank before they left France. Sofie was scared Suzanne would try to withhold her trust money from her so she contacted Henry Marten and told him everything. He told Sofie that he wanted to marry her back when he'd met her at the party but Suzanne had discouraged it. He asked Sofie if she'd marry him and she said she'd think about it. Edward arrived back in NY and went to Sofie's house. Suzanne lied and told him Sofie was visiting relatives in Boston. He didn't believe her.

Sofie's stepsister Lisa was having an engagement party. Sofie went with Henry. Jake was there too. Suzanne told Jake that Sofie had a baby and that Edward was the father. Jake said he'd make him marry her. Sofie saw Jake but didn't know who he was. Edward was there. He found Sofie and made her take him to see Edana. When he saw the place they were staying in, he moved the three of them into his suite at the Savoy and got himself another room. The next morning, Edward let himself into the room and had Rachelle take Edana out so he could be alone with Sofie. She was angry that he'd let himself in. They argued then had sex. He was mad because he thought she wanted to marry Henry Marten, and not him. When Edward went back to his room, Jake attacked him from behind. Jake said he was Sofie's father and that he was going to marry her. Edward told him he did want to marry her but she wouldn't marry him.

Suzanne went to visit Jake at his mansion. She'd gone to see him before but was always told he wasn't at home. He let her in and she told him about falling out with Sofie, they argued and then had sex. That was the first time Suzanne had cheated on her husband Benjamin but she'd cheated on Jake a lot.

Edward went to see Sofie. He wanted to force her to marry him, so he told her he was going to let everyone know they had a child together. She said he didn't need to do that, that she would marry him. She went to tell Henry she couldn't marry him.

An exhibition was going to be held for Sofie in an art gallery. She had done a nude painting of Edward without his knowledge and it was being hung up. She wouldn't allow it to be shown so had them take it down. She told the dealer he could show it privately. He asked what the painting was called. She looked into Edwards blue eyes and said it was called After Innocence. Everyone arrived at the gallery. Suzanne saw Jake there. She told him she wanted him back. He told her no. She said, "I did it once-I'll do it again!" He asked what she was talking about. She told him that 15 years before when he'd been spotted at that party, then imprisoned, it was due to her. She alerted the authorities. For the first time in their dysfunctional marriage, Jake had cheated on Suzanne with a 'dance hall girl' and it made Suzanne, who'd cheated on him plenty, jealous.......so she got back at him and had him arrested for blowing up the army camp when he was a teenager in Ireland. She said to him, "You stupid fool! It was me! I turned you in then- and I'll turn you in again! I will! Take me back Jake!" He ran out the door.

The exhibition was a success but the nude of Edward didn't sell. That night in Sofie's hotel room, Edward told her he loved her, that he'd always loved her. The wedding will be in a month so that Edward's family in California will have time to arrive. Edward went to Jake's house and called him a coward for not letting Sofie know he's alive. As he was leaving, he told him the date, time and place of the wedding. Sofie went home and made up with her mother. Why, I don't know.

Wedding day, January 1, 1903. Edward see's Jake in the chruch and makes him go see Sofie before the wedding. They reunite and she asks Edward if they can postpone their honeymoon for a few weeks so she can visit with her father.

PART 4- AFTER INNOCENCE- EPILOGUE

New York City, present day, 1993.

Sofie and Edward's granddaughter Mara Delanza is at an art auction where the elusive painting AFTER INNOCENCE, the nude painting of Edward, is going to be sold. She's hoping to see it. A blonde woman buys the portrait for 5 million dollars. When the auction is over, Mara chases after the woman, calling out to her. The lady stops, looks at her, then continues to walk away very fast. We never learn who the woman is.

Sofie and Edward both died in 1972, six months apart, in their 90s.

THE END!

MY THOUGHTS: This book is perfection. I still have my original hardcover from Doubleday Book Club. The image of Sofie and Edward is printed on the back cover. I love both hero and heroine but wish Edward was a bit older; he's only 22-ish. It's a wonderful story about a somewhat emotionally abused heroine who has grown up with a cold mother and was made to feel like an outcast due to a bad ankle. This book has a great plot and subplot involving Sofie's mother and father, and a very minor subplot involving her teenage stepsister, Lisa. There's never a dull moment in this.

Suzanne- Sofie's mother, a semivillain who's out to sabotage her. She's controlling, only cares about herself and appearances, and is just awful and child-like in some ways. The revelation toward the end about her involvement with Jake's arrest fifteen years before was unexpected. She's an interesting character, to say the least. We get a lot of her backstory, starting when she met Jake, Sofie's father. I'd have liked to have gotten some backstory from before she met him. All we know is she comes from money.

Edward, who we first met the year before in the previous book called "Secrets", is a great young man, if not a little too possessive of Sofie. He's taken with Sofie from the start, mostly because he caught her watching him during a private moment with another woman. In Sofie's defense, she was there first. He realized how awful her mother is to her and decides to befriend her but things go too far. He wants to do what he feels is the right thing but Sofie doesn't agree with him.

Jake, Sofie's father, is very likable and his disgust for Suzanne is understandable and warranted.

Lisa, Sofie's stepsister, she's seventeen and very supportive of Sofie and her aspiring art career.

Benjamin, Sofie' stepfather. He's not too likable as he sides with Suzanne in everything.

Sofie's stepsister Lisa has her own short story, which is in two anthologies, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS and A GIFT OF JOY. I didn't like her story because I don't like who she's marrying at all. We met Julian, the husband-to-be, in this book, After Innocence. It's a real shame they couldn't have gotten their own full novel.

Edward's older brother Slade, who came to his wedding with his pregnant wife Regina Bragg Shelton Delanza and their son have their own book, SECRETS, which came before this one. In that one, you'll get to read about Edwards nasty mother.

This is the order of the Bragg series:

Innocent Fire- Story of Derek and Miranda Bragg.

Firestorm- The story of Storm Bragg. Her parents are in Innocent Fire.

Violet Fire- Story of Rathe Bragg, brother of Storm.

Dark Fires- Nicholas Bragg, brother of Rathe and Storm.

The Darkest Heart- The story of Shoz's (from The Fires of Paradise) parents.

The Fires of Paradise- Rathe's daughter Lucy's story.

Scandalous Love- Story of Nicole, daughter of Nicholas (Nick) Bragg.

Secrets- Nick's youngest daughter Regina's story. Her husband's name is Slade Delanza.

After Innocence- The story of Slade's youngest brother Edward and his wife Sofie.


THREE OF SEVEN BOOKS FROM THE 'ROSE-PETAL PLACE' BOOK SERIES FOR CHILDREN AGED 6-8

TITLE: THE FANTASTIC FASHION SHOW
AUTHOR: Dagmar Foslien
PUBLISHER: Parker Brothers, 4/1984
GENRE: Children's Fiction
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: Nastina, an evil spider, decides to ruin the fashion show planned by Rose-Petal and her friends, but they think of a way to outsmart her.

MY THOUGHTS: The six girls, who live in a fantasy land in the back of a Victorian garden, try to put on a fashion show because they're bored. Nastina wants to be queen of Rose-Petal Place so she has her assistant, Horace Fly, try and sabotage it because she's hateful and jealous. He succeeds somewhat but the show went on anyway. The picture book is only 48 pages with full color illustrations on every page. It was a decent story considering it was very condensed.



TITLE: LILY FAIR LEARNS A LESSON
AUTHOR: Vicky Edwards Gehrt
PUBLISHER: Parker Brothers, 4/1984
GENRE: Children's Fiction
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: Jealous of Rose-Petal's popularity, Lily Fair believes Nastina the spider's promises to make her a star dancer.

MY THOUGHTS: This book isn't a good one for children. Lily Fair diets and exercises every day "to keep herself in shape" and they show her on a scale. Nastina, the nasty, jealous spider who's out to rule Rose-Petal Place convinces Lily Fair to do something she shouldn't just to cause drama between her and the other girls. I love a villain so I like Nastina. My favorite image from the book is here.





TITLE: A MATTER OF MUSIC
AUTHOR: Vicky Edwards Gehrt
PUBLISHER: Parker Brothers, 10/1984
GENRE: Children's Fiction
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MY GRADE: C

SYNOPSIS: Rose-Petal and her glamorous friends struggle against the evil spider Nastina's most evil trick, which is designed to prevent Rose-Petal from singing!

MY THOUGHTS: This one was very boring. Nastina, who's jealous as hell of Rose-Petal, finds a way to create a lot of noise to drown out the sound of her singing. That's it.













THE LITTLE OLD LADY WHO WAS NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING by Linda Williams


PUBLISHER: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1986
GENRE: Children's fiction
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MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: A little old lady who is not afraid of anything must deal with a pumpkin head, a tall black hat, and other spooky objects that follow her through the dark woods trying to scare her.









MY THOUGHTS: I liked this. The lady doesn't look old at all so the illustrator could have done better at that. I should have suspected what would happen at the end but didn't. This has nothing to do with Halloween but because of the pumpkin it makes me think of it. My favorite image is below.


SCARY, SCARY HALLOWEEN by Eve Bunting


PUBLISHER: Clarion, 9/1986
GENRE: Children's fiction
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MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: I peer outside, there’s something there that makes me shiver, spikes my hair. 

It must be Halloween. Green eyes watch from the dark as skeletons dance, goblins skip, and ghosts float by. Come along to find a scary, scary surprise! With rhythm, rhyme, and just the right amount of fright, this is the perfect spooky story to share on Halloween!





MY THOUGHTS: This is cute and very short. Seems like it was over before it even began. It's a rhyming picture book that's in full color with very nice illustrations and my favorite is posted below. Click on it to enlarge. The endpapers are very colorful. Every other page has text that matches with what's going on in the illustration, which is a trick or treater.



A DARK, DARK TALE by Ruth Brown


PUBLISHER: Dial Books, 1981
GENRE: Children's fiction
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MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: Journeying thorough a dark, dark house, a black cat surprises the only inhabitant of the abandoned residence.


















MY THOUGHTS: Despite the title this isn't a dark tale. It's your typical picture book with just a couple lines of text on every other page. There's no moral to the tale. I absolutely love the illustrations, every one. They're gloomy and spooky and only a couple are colorful. My favorite image is below. Click on it to enlarge.



BONY-LEGS by Joanna Cole


PUBLISHER: Four Winds, 1983
GENRE: Children's Fiction
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MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: When a terrible witch vows to eat her for supper, a little girl escapes with the help of a mirror and comb given to her by the witch's cat and dog.















MY THOUGHTS: I like this a lot. It's very short, 40 pages, and clearly inspired by Hansel and Gretel. There's minimal text on each page with illustrations on each page. The witch with teeth of iron spends her days waiting for children to come near so she can eat them. Sasha, the little girl who goes in search of needle and thread for her aunt, almost falls victim to the witch. I really like the cleaver things the author did with the comb and mirror. I really wish this story had been at least twice as long. My favorite image from the book is below. Click on it to enlarge.


THE WITCHES AND THE SINGING MICE by Jenny Nimmo

PUBLISHER: Dial Books, 9/1993
GENRE: Fiction/Children's Folk Tales
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MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: A retelling of a Celtic tale in which two cats set out to save children in a Highlands village who have been put under a sleeping spell by three wicked witches.
















MY THOUGHTS: I really like this very dark story. This is another children's story that has violence in it. It has twenty-one pages of text and the other pages are illustrated in color. Some of the illustrations are beautiful. Two cats, Rory and Tam, are the heroes. Three green-eyed witches are putting eternal sleeping spells on children via singing mice. Tam and Rory are given magical powers from Granny Pine's magic willow stick, shown below, so they set out to stop the witches. They spy on them in their home through their peephole and witness them turn into huge black cats. They follow the cats into the forest and things get violent.

See some images from inside the book here. Below are my two favorites.




THE COMPLETE FAIRY TALES OF CHARLES PERRAULT, translated by Neil Philip and Nicoletta Simborowski


PUBLISHER: Clarion Books, 1993
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MY GRADE: B

FROM PUBLISHER: In 1697, Charles Perrault published a collection of eight stories. The stories, including The Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Puss-in-Boots, and Little Red Riding Hood, are among the best-loved nursery tales ever. Complete with morals at their conclusions, these dramatic and witty stories tell of princes and princesses, fairies and monsters, and ordinary people who use their luck and common sense to vanquish their foes and achieve happiness.

This complete edition of all eleven of Perrault's classic tales includes a new translation by Neil Philip and Nicoletta Simborowski that captures Perrault's sardonic tone and his sense of drama in modern English. An introduction and afterword provide biographical information on Perrault and set his tales in their folklore context. Beautiful and refind color illustrations by Sally Holmes gracefully draw the reader into Perrault's timeless and magical world.

Stories include: The Sleeping Beauty, Little Red Riding Hood, Bluebeard, Puss-in-Boots, The Fairies, Cinderella, Tufty Ricky, Hop o' My Thumb, Patient Griselda, Donkeyskin, The Foolish Wishes.



MY THOUGHTS/SPOILERS: These stories were first published in 1697. I didn't care for the story Tufty Ricky, named after his tuft of hair. A boy is born to a princess and is "ugly" and "malformed." At his birth a fairy said he'd be very clever and well-liked to make up for his unattractiveness. Many years later he meets a girl who is beautiful but "stupid" and persuaded her to marry him by telling her the fairy from his birth gave him the ability to make his future bride smart and he'd become handsome. Her sister too was "extremely ugly" but was smart to compensate for it.

I really disliked Patient Griselda, which is about a jealous and controlling man who thinks poorly of women. He wants to make his kind and gentle wife Griselda miserable because he's obviously sick in the head. He follows her around trying to aggravate her but it never does, which aggravates him more. He keeps her locked in a dark room. He lies and tells her their daughter died when in reality he's sent her away to a convent. Fifteen years later he tells her the daughter is alive and she marries. The story is just stupid.

I don't like The Foolish Wishes either. A poor married man is granted three wishes by Jupiter, Lord of the World. He makes three really dumb wishes and that's it.

The strangest one is called Donkeyskin. A girl's mother dies so her father falls in love with her and wants to marry her. Yes, her own father. She confides in her fairy godmother. The godmother tells her to make demands on him that he can't fulfill, like asking for extravagant gowns. He complies with all her demands. He's able to afford it because the donkey he owns poops out gold coins! She asks for the donkey's skin...and he gives it to her. She hides under the skin and escapes and finds a job as a house servant. The queen's son takes a liking to her and asks for her to bake him a cake. She does, her ring comes off in the batter and he almost eats it. And like in Charles's story Cinderella, he has all the women in town try on the ring to see who it fits and he'll marry her.

The most violent one is either Bluebeard, where a man has a room filled with the blood and corpses of his two previous wives and plans to decapitate his current wife for entering the room, or Hop O' My Thumb, a similar version of Hansel and Gretel, but with seven sons, not brother and sister. The family is poor and the parents lead all seven sons into the woods with plans to leave them there to fend for themselves. Hop, who's the size of a thumb, overhears their plan and leaves a pebble trail so they can find their way home, so they do. The parents do the same thing, lead them back into the woods and like before, Hop overhears them and this time leaves a trail of breadcrumbs so they can find their way back, but birds eat them. Now here's where it get really morbid- They come to a house and the wife there tells them that her husband's an ogre and will eat them but they have no choice but to stay with them. She puts them to bed with caps on their heads. In another room are their seven daughters, who have crowns on their heads. The ogre plans to slit the boys' throats the next morning, then eat them. Hop switches their caps for the girls' crowns to fool the ogre. He doesn't know who's in which room so he goes looking of the boys, finds them, slits their throats only to find out he really just murdered all seven daughters.

At the end of the book is one to three pages about each story's origin and similar versions that were around before and after Perrault's.

I enjoyed this, especially the color illustrations. There are about three or four pages per story that have illustrations and the stories are up to six pages long, with larger font. At the beginning and end of each chapter is a small images of something too.

I have an affinity for the macabre so I like the darker stories best, like Hop O' My Thumb, Bluebeard, and The Sleeping Beauty. After Beauty wakes up after a one hundred year curse, the prince puts his mother in charge of looking after her and their two children. The mother is jealous of Beauty and plans to eat her and her children then claim they got eaten by something in the woods. The queen was deceived and planned to make all three jump into a vat of snakes, vipers, and serpents while the prince was away but the prince arrives back home and finds out what she planned and she jumps into the vat herself. Puss-in-Boots is really cute. It's about a clever cat who helps out his owner. I prefer the Grimms version of Cinderella because of the punishment the stepsisters and stepmother get.

You can see my images from inside the book here. All illustrations were done for this edition by Sally Holmes. This book is back in print in hardcover with a similar cover on January 31, 2020.



SPEAK SOFTLY, SHE CAN HEAR by Pam Lewis


PUBLISHER: Simon & Schuster, 2/2005
GENRE: Fiction
SETTING: Vermont/New York, USA
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: B-

FROM PUBLISHER: New York City, 1965: Two Manhattan prep school students, Carole and Naomi, make a pact to lose their virginity before graduation. Eddie, a slick Upper East Side dropout, is handsome, fatally charming, and more than willing to help the girls accomplish their goal. But on one bitterly cold holiday weekend in an isolated cabin deep in the Vermont woods, a horrifying twist develops in the plan. Before the night is over, a stomach-turning secret is sealed between friends, setting in motion a series of events that will have dire and far-reaching consequences.

Sweeping across decades, moving from New York to Vermont to California and back again, Lewis tells an utterly gripping, psychologically nuanced tale of friendship between two very different women, of the life-changing burden of a secret, the lies we tell others to save ourselves, and the lies we tell ourselves when the truth is too painful to accept.


MY THOUGHTS: Let me start by saying I have no idea what the title means and lots of other reviewers don't either. Something bad goes down in a hotel room and Carole wants to distance herself from it and from the other two people involved. She graduates high school, goes to college, drops out, and starts a new life in Vermont. She lives under the threat of Eddie revealing their secret. She can't escape him and he shows up a few times over the years to harass her and ask for money. Eddie's a terrible character, truly a bad seed, one you want to die off as soon as possible. I'd have liked some background on him.

The story was fairly interesting but I have more questions that comments about the story. Why did Carole leave college and want nothing to do with her parents? Where'd she get money to open a restaurant? Why would she contact Naomi after all these years when she wanted nothing to do with her past? Why did she tell her boyfriend what happened? He didn't need to know.


GNOMES DELUXE COLLECTOR'S EDITION and SECRETS OF THE GNOMES by Wil Huygen and Rien Poortvliet


PUBLISHER: Abrams, 4/2011
GENRE: Fiction/Fantasy
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: The delightful classic Gnomes has been repackaged in this exceptional collector's edition to celebrate the 35th anniversary of this magical book.

The beloved Gnomes was first published in 1976 and the world became enchanted with the simple and diligent ways of these special creatures. Based on Rien Poortvliet and Wil Huygen's scientific observation of the local gnome population in Holland, Gnomes covers all areas of gnome culture: architecture, education, courtship, medicine, industry, and relationships with other mythical creatures. Thirty-five years later, this beautifully illustrated book continues to bring joy to readers of all ages.

This revised collector's edition of Gnomes features a new introduction, eight removable prints in a back cover envelope, and an all-new signature of never-before-published gnome sketches by artist Rien Poortvliet on distinctive sketchbook paper.


MY THOUGHTS: This is a precious book. It reads as factual information on the history and lives of gnomes. So many things made me laugh out loud. It has cute full-color illustrations on every single page. Within one year of the original book's release, it stayed at the top of the New York Times best-seller's list for thirty-eight weeks, so that should tell you something.

A few "facts" about gnomes are: They live to be 400 years old. They travel to the Mountain of Death to die. When a gnome is born, an acorn is planted in the ground, or a lime tree is planted. The growth of either is how they keep track of their age. They live in homes underground, beneath trees. They all have cuckoo clocks. A female gnome only ovulates once in her live and if she gets pregnant, it's always with twins. They wet the bed until they're twelve-years-old and live at home until they're 100. Siberian gnomes are the worst of them all; they're victims of crossbreading, are highly offended and vengeful and will kill farm animals or cause bad weather which will kill crops.

Near the back of the book there are nine stories featuring gnomes, of which none have titles. They vary in length from two to five pages. Near the back is a two-page epilogue by the writer, Wil Huygen, talking about how the book came to be, in late 1973 (first published in Dutch in 1976), but I don't know when that was written.

You can view images from inside the book here. You can see the eight removable prints here.

Collector plates were issued based on images from inside the books Gnomes and Secrets of the Gnomes. I can only find 30 online, none of which are from 1984 or 1985, so if you know of more, please let me know. View the plates here.

Below is an image from the book. Rien is the man smoking a pipe and Wil is the other man. They're having a conversation with a gnome about this very book. Rien died in 1995 and Wil, a physician, died in 2009.




SECRETS OF THE GNOMES

PUBLISHER: Harry N. Abrams, 1/1982
GENRE: Fiction/Fantasy
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: C

FROM PUBLISHER: Rien Poortvliet and Wil Huygen, collaborating once again as they did so successfully in Abrams' best-selling GNOMES, now reveal to thousands of eager readers their recent encounters in the mysterious world of those tiny folk. SECRETS OF THE GNOMES is the fascinating account of a long, arduous journey undertaken by the authors at the request of the gnomes. It is overflowing with the authors' on-the-scene sketches and firsthand observations.

Poortvliet and Huygen are not invited as mere observers, however, for after a meal of mushrooms and cream-tasting as if were made of "everything that light, air, sun, moon, and earth could produce"-they find that they have been turned into gnomes themselves! The authors take a penetrating look at their subjects: they learn of the tender emotional life of a gnome; they see and diagram the mechanics of the ingenious gnome technology; they observe how gnomes administer justice in the wild; they are told how fairy tales first began (Little Red Riding Hood was actually a gnome). And, best of all, they are allowed to see parts of the magical Secret Book.

Endowed with gnome characteristics (which include exceptional vision and heightened senses of touch, smell taste, and hearing), complete with peaked gnome caps, Poortvliet and Huygen are led from Lapland across the Siberian wilderness by Nicholas, their gruff by kindly guide who teaches them the secrets of survival in the icy north. Because of the gnomes' rapport with living creatures, the three travel in a troika pulled by lemmings, they are borne on a fox's back and on the head of a moose-they are even carried by the abominable snowman!

Lovers of gnomes will celebrate the arrival of this new volume and will delight in the opportunity to know these elusive creatures better. Scores of enchanting illustrations by Dutch artist Rien Poortvliet record the comings and goings of gnomes and the loving interaction with nature for which they are so famous.


MY THOUGHTS: This book was terrible and definitely not meant for children. It can't hold a candle to Gnomes and hasn't got the charm of Gnomes either. In the book both authors go on a journey all over the place, meeting a few different people and different animals. There's illustrations of gnomes from other countries. They even stay with a family and the men offer to let the men sleep with their wives! Here's a photo of Wil in bed with one of them. There are many topless female gnomes, including one where you can see a bit of pubic hair. WTF?