HOME: THE TALE OF A MOUSE by Miriam Schlein


PUBLISHER: Abelard-Schuman, 1958
GENRE: Children's Fiction
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: A little brown mouse builds his nest with great care but in spite of its perfection something seems to be missing.



MY THOUGHTS: This is a cute and very basic story. We follow a mouse as he gathers material to make a nest. One day he's out looking for nuts and encounters a female mouse sleeping. He doesn't want her to become prey so he brings her back to his nest and they live happily ever after. I really thought this would end with them having babies, but I was wrong.

The illustrations are very nice and done in shades of brown, reddish-brown, and green. The cover has richer color than the pages inside. You can see images from inside the book here.


BAD LUCK BOSWELL by Diane Dawson Hearn


PUBLISHER: Simon & Schuster, 1995
GENRE: Children's Fiction
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: Regretting the unfortunate bad luck that seems to follow him everywhere, Boswell, a black cat, is ecstatic when he is adopted by a witch, until he realizes that she wants to use him to hex innocent villagers.
















MY THOUGHTS: I love this. The illustrations are beautiful but the faces of Boswell and his mother are very ugly. It's set in possibly 17th century Europe, by the looks of it. Boswell is unwanted by everyone in town, so he leaves and makes a home under a bridge. A witch belonging to the Coven of Darkness moves into town. She sees him and takes him with her on her broom. Poor Boswell is so excited because it's the first time in his life that he's felt wanted, so he goes excitedly with her. The witch takes him to her tower and things go very, very wrong and Boswell's on his own again. He wanders into the village and has a happily-ever-after. I'm not seeing a moral to the story.

My favorite image is below and is of Boswell under the bridge. You can see more images here.



ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL by Cathy Maxwell


PUBLISHER: Harper, 4/1994
GENRE: Historical Romance
SETTING: England, 1811
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MY GRADE: B

SYNOPSIS: Lady Julia Markham's mediterranean-blue eyes and daring spirit made her the toast of the season, until she attempted to elope with a man who then betrayed her. By the strict standards of London society, Julia was ruined.

Three years later, desperate and penniless, Julia agreed to marry Brader Wolf, a self-made merchant who was unwelcome in aristocratic drawing rooms. Yet Julia was determined to make her businesslike marriage bloom-and found herself inexplicably drawn to her magnetic and dangerous husband. Breathless passion awaited her with Brader, but Julia's heart could settle for nothing less than the love of a lifetime.







MY THOUGHTS: This was pretty dark in nature in several ways with a slight gothic feel. It spans not quite a year. This is the author's first novel, which came out in 1994, the year I began reading historical romance. I learned of this novel many years ago, probably on the defunct Amazon romance forum. Something in the heroine's past made me want to read this, so I finally did, as it's very atypical for a historical romance book character.

Julia is twenty-four. Her parents and three brothers are garbage and heartless. All but one brother who's an alcoholic seems to be addicted to gambling. Her much older brother, Geoffrey, I think he's thirty-five, is truly a bad seed and villain. A few years prior something awful happened in Julia's life (after the attempted elopement) and her brother was involved. He helped Julia do something and it just makes no sense for him to be involved in that. He had nothing at all to gain by it other than to get pleasure from watching someone suffer.

Brader's in his early thirties, comes from nothing and has become wealthy. His parents weren't married to each other and his father died when he was a baby (I think). He marries Julia for her property, Kimberwood, because his mother and her first husband lived on it over thirty years ago and her first husband is buried there. He's a decent guy who treats Julia well...most of the time.

I'm not sure how I feel about Julia. I guess I don't really have an opinion of her. She's judgmental toward Brader since he's from a different 'class' than her. She literally doesn't know how babies are made, which is very annoying to read. She's got a strong personality yet she's easily led by her brother Geoffrey and we aren't made to understand why and it's frustrating. He's after money and wants her to do away with Brader.

As with many novels, a lot of action takes place right at the end and that's what happened here. It was no surprise it all involved Geoffrey and was violent. It was a little over the top but I liked it anyway.

The eight page epilogue took place twenty-five years later and consisted of nothing but them hanging out with most of their six living children.


HANSEL AND GRETEL/THE WITCH'S STORY (UPSIDE DOWN TALES) by Sheila Black



PUBLISHER: Citadel Press,1991
GENRE: Children's fiction
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: After reading the classic tale of Hansel and Gretel, the reader is invited to turn the book upside down and read an updated version in which Hansel and Gretel are naughty children who take advantage of a good witch.


MY THOUGHTS/SPOILERS: Sheila Black's version of Hansel and Gretel is basically the same as the original, so I liked it a lot, as well as the full color illustrations. I really liked The Witch's Story, where the witch, Agatha, paints herself as a victim of Hansel and Gretel when they showed up on her property and started eating her house.

Agatha lives with her gray cat, Selina, and claims the two children tied her up to put her in the oven to bake her after she let them in the house with an offer of baking them an apple cake. Her sister Tabitha shows up and works some magic with her wand and rescues her sister. Hansel tells Gretel he knows the witch plans to eat them because he read it in a book. What a clever thing to add to the story. They get along in the end. The witch waves her magic wand and their pockets are filled with jewels. That reminds me of the Charles Perrault story The Fairies, where a fairy makes jewels come out of a girl's mouth.

Here are three images from the book.


THE ELUSIVE FLAME by Kathleen E. Woodiwiss


PUBLISHER: Avon, 10/1998
GENRE: Historical Romance
SETTING: England & USA, 1825
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MY GRADE: D

SYNOPSIS: Cerynise Kendall has been left destitute and in dire need following the death of her doting patron and protectress. A brilliant young artist tossed from her home with only the clothes on her back, Cerynise must now turn to a childhood companion for assistance - the dashing sea captain Beauregard Birmingham and beg him to provide her with passage to the Carolinas. She seeks a new home and a new life across the waters, but all depends upon the kindness of a charming adventurer who was once the object of her youthful infatuation.

Beneath Birmingham′s rugged exterior beats a heart as large and wild as the Atlantic, and Beau readily agrees to aid Cerynise - even offering her his name in marriage, albeit temporarily, to protect his long time friend from scandal. But perilous secrets, determined enemies and tempests of the sea and soul threaten their future and safe passage even as bonds of camaraderie are miraculously reforged as bonds of desire ... and affection becomes passion and love.


MY THOUGHTS: Most of this was just awful. I liked the beginning and the last 50 pages or so. And it was 100 pages too long. This takes place in 1825 and spans about fourteen months. Cerynise is almost eighteen years old. She's American but has been living in England since both parents died five years earlier. Her guardian, Lydia, died and her nephew, Alistair, kicked Cerynise out of the house. He's a terrible person who's out to get money that doesn't belong to him and will travel to the ends of the earth to get it. He's a true villain and I like him.

Cerynise finds her way to where ships are docked and Beau takes her in. He's twenty-six and has known her all her life. This is where the story gets extremely boring. They travel back to South Carolina on his ship, 'Audacious.' They marry to keep Alistair from being her guardian, since she's underage, and for no reason really they don't get along during most of the three month voyage home. Nothing at all goes on except her sketching the crew members since she's a great artist. There's a bit of chemistry between Beau and Cerynise at this point and it does intensify as the story progresses.

Once they're home, they go their separate ways for a short time then come together when Beau learns about something important involving Cerynise that happened on the ship while he was delirious from a fever. There's a section of about thirty-one pages where she meets Beau's entire family- mom, dad, brother, sisters, ect. and it just dragged on and on. The author clearly wanted to include characters from the two previous books in this series and I didn't appreciate it. It was pure filler material. During this time and toward the end of the story, bad things start happening to Cerynise and they have to find who's doing it. That part was very interesting but got to be too much at the very end, with too much happening all at once. There's a character named Germaine Hollingsworth, a woman who went to school with Cerynise who wants to marry Beau, and she's not happy to learn he married while in England. I like her character.

One thing that bothered me is that this book is too similar to the first in its series, The Flame and the Flower. Both heroines are the same age, down on their luck, end up at a dock, travel to America via ship, and once they're in America, someone's out to get the heroine, but this story was much more boring that the previous one.

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THE GNOME FROM NOME, BUTTERMILK BEAR, GRAMPA-LOP, KARTUSCH- OLD CHILDREN'S BOOKS BY STEPHEN COSGROVE


TITLE: THE GNOME FROM NOME
PUBLISHER: Price/Stern/Sloan Publishers, 1974
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MY GRADE: B

SYNOPSIS: A gnome in Alaska desperately tries to find a way to get warm from the inside out.

MY THOUGHTS: The unnamed gnome meets an unnamed otter in Alaska. Looks like later publications of this book have given the gnome a name. Neither can get warm and they think if they meet humans they can learn from them the secret to how to get warm. They do something that draws humans to where they are and a kind man helps them. He tells them that the secret to warmth is something they've already got in each other. That's not necessarily true because the gnome and otter have just met so couldn't have really developed what it is the human told them they have already. My favorite illustration from the book is here.






TITLE: BUTTERMILK BEAR
PUBLISHER: Price Stern Sloan, Inc, 1987
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: A bunny and a bear want to be friends but each set of parents is prejudiced against the other animal group.

MY THOUGHTS: Buttermilk, a female rabbit, encounters a few creatures in the woods when she goes searching for 'smelly, old bears' that her parents said moved into the neighborhood- a beaver, skunk, and a bear cub named Jingle, who's gender is told, who tells her they're trying to find the rabbits their parents were talking about. This book isn't to be confused with another one from this series called 'Buttermilk.' It's a really sweet story but the ending isn't positive in the way you think it will be. That's why it doesn't get an A+ from me. The illustrations are colorful and beautiful. My favorite one is here.






TITLE: GRAMPA-LOP
PUBLISHER: Price Stern Sloan, 1981
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: Despite the disapproval of their parents, the young rabbits flock to hear old Grampa-Lop tell his magical tales every afternoon.

MY THOUGHTS: There's really no moral to this story. The older rabbits, not their parents like the synopsis says, really dislike the baby rabbits listening to stories told by Grampa-Lop, who turns into the Wizard of the Wood while telling them. He's old and his fur has turned gray but when telling the stories, it turns silver. They don't like the 'lies' he tells the baby rabbits and won't let them go into the woods to listen to his stories anymore. The baby rabbits get depressed and can't get any work done so at the suggestion of the babies, they all go to the usual spot in the woods to hear stories told by Grampa-Lop. It's no surprise that the older rabbits like the stories and they all go into the thicket each day to hear his stories. The best part is that Grampa-Lop has bangs. My favorite image is here.




TITLE: KARTUSCH
PUBLISHER: Price Stern Sloan, 1978
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MY GRADE: A

SYNOPSIS: The Furry Eyefulls are so busy trying to see everything beautiful, that they can't even enjoy it! It takes a little blind snake named Kartusch to help them really experience the beauty of their surroundings.

MY THOUGHTS: The Furry Eyeballs are little creatures who never close their eyes or sleep for fear of missing out on seeing something. They encounter blind Kartusch, who teaches them to 'see' with their other senses and they become fast friends. The images in this book are so classically 1970s and I love every one of 'em but this one's my favorite.




LADY BETH by Anonymous


PUBLISHER: Grove Press, 9/1984
GENRE: Fiction/Historical Erotica
SERIES: Grove Press Victorian Library
SETTING: Africa/Sudan, late 1880s
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MY GRADE: B

FROM PUBLISHER: The terrifying, sanguinary account of a young lady's abduction into slavery. No sooner does the lovely virgin meet her betrothed-- a British officer stationed on duty outside of Khartoum--than she and her entire entourage are captured in the desert by fierce nomads. Prized for her beauty and golden tresses, Lady Beth is forced to endure the erotic demands of feared and virile leaders. Stalwart throughout, and cunning enough to execute one of her captors, Lady Beth caters to their whims until the day arrives for her own escape.



MY THOUGHTS: Nineteen-year-old Lady Beth is traveling with her cousin Pamela and their two servants, Kitty, 23, and Rose, 18. Another servant was sent to help Beth, a very young girl named Zohara. They all get captured in the desert by a group of men and there is plenty of rape, most of which is anal, and murder. One of the ladies meets a gruesome end. There are a few vile things that happen that I'm not comfortable even mentioning, they're that foul. Once the ladies are sold at auction, things tame down quite a bit when they settle in at their new home. They seem happy despite the situation.

Excessive brutality's the name of the game. There was so much violence in the first 138 pages that it almost ruined the book. All but the last 70 pages or so are very brutal. Time span is a year.

This old series from the 80's is pure erotica and this one is hardcore. It's the only one I've ever seen (I think) that has an illustrated cover and I do love this cover.


THE FLAME AND THE FLOWER by Kathleen E. Woodiwiss


PUBLISHER: Avon, 4/1972
GENRE: Fiction/Historical Romance
SETTING: England & South Carolina, USA
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MY GRADE: C

SYNOPSIS: Doomed to a life of unending toil, Heather Simmons fears for her innocence — until a shocking, desperate act forces her to flee... and to seek refuge in the arms of a virile and dangerous stranger.

A lusty adventurer married to the sea, Captain Brandon Birmingham courts scorn and peril when he abducts the beautiful fugitive from the tumultuous London dockside. But no power on Earth can compel him to relinquish his exquisite prize. For he is determined to make the sapphire-eyed lovely his woman... and to carry her off to far, uncharted realms of sensuous, passionate love.



MY THOUGHTS: Heather is petite, with black hair and dark blue eyes. She's one month from her eighteenth birthday when the story begins in England in June 1799. Her parents are dead. I enjoyed the beginning with Heather living with her verbally abusive aunt Fanny and uncle John Simmons. John is Heather's fathers brother. She goes to stay with Fanny's brother William Court and that's when her life takes a different course. She's left to wander around outside, ends up near the waterfront at night and her life, which just got worse that night, worsens even more when she meets the hero.

Brandon Birmingham is thirty-five with curly black hair, green eyes, and a beard. He's captain of his own ship. His British parents died in America and left him a plantation and land. He has a younger brother, Jeff, who was left a warehouse and money. Brandon's your typical arrogant bodice ripper hero. He raped Heather twice and once the next morning and made no apologies and showed no remorse. He even laughed at her struggling at one point. He says of another character toward the end of the book that they deserve death for attempting to rape Heather yet he did rape her himself months before.

Heather hates Brandon for over half the book for what he's done and Brandon is angered by her. Even after they've married they don't get along for a good portion of it. They're attracted to each other but for no reason Brandon stays away from Heather and they never attempt to have sex with each other. His borderline hatred for her is do to sexual frustration which comes out as anger. Then all of a sudden they get along and act as a normal married couple.

Louisa Wells is a thirty-two year old blonde woman who Brandon's to marry. She's made out to be a slut. He's marrying her to get her land and she's marrying him for financial support. He does her wrong by marrying Heather while in England without letting her know via letter so Louisa wants revenge. Not a whole lot goes on with her but she definitely adds to the plot line and I like her character. He ends up buying her land from her, which he could have just done in the first place and not plan to marry her to gain it.

The beginning of the book was very good and the last eighty-four pages were too but all the story in-between was quite boring. The story spans about eighteen months. The first half takes place in England and the second half, in the USA. The story went from R-rated to PG then back to R-rated. I like the happenings at the end that involved a minor character from early in the story, one you'd never expect to see again.

Heather gives birth to a son named Beau. He gets his own story in the 1998 novel The Elusive Flame, published twenty-six years after this one. Brandon's brother Jeff has his own story in A Season Beyond a Kiss, published twenty-eight years after The Flame and the Flower. Though that book was published two years after the one about Beau, it's considered the second in the series and Beau's, the third. Though a likable character, I have no interest in reading about Jeff.

Here's a nice article on the novel.

DEVILS IN CANDY HOUSES by William Wall


PUBLISHER: Papillon Books, 1974
GENRE: Fiction/Suspense/Horror
SETTING: Possibly Michigan, USA
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MY GRADE: B

FROM PUBLISHER: Gwendolyn and Charles Karfax were a gentle old couple, serenely sweet and touchingly in love. For amusement, they toasted marshmallows over burning pages of the Bible and practiced sadism. Soon, their attention focused on Kevin and Pam, two children in the neighborhood, for whom, along with the little girl's young mother, they had frightening plans...













MY THOUGHTS: This was a very odd 192 page book that I saw listed on GoodReads. Gwen and Charles are an older couple. His age is sixty but her's is never given. They both have white hair and dentures. They're both described as being "pink and white" with light blue eyes. They look enough alike to be siblings, according to Charles. We aren't told how long they've been married but they have a sexless marriage. I'm under the impression they've never had sex with each other, and she's never had it with anyone. They think of themselves as actual children.

Charles is a rapist of multiple women, only one of which takes place in the book. He has plans of some sort for Kevin, an almost thirteen-year-old boy in the neighborhood, and I never got the sense that it was sexual. Based on something that happened, I think he just wants to do bodily harm to him. Charles tries hard to be a 'gentleman', considers himself one, but I can't see how he could think that.

Gwen has thoughts of pedophilia towards almost-ten-year old Pam, the little blonde girl across the street who's new in town, and wants to see her "without clothing." Charles has nefarious plans for her mother, Patricia. Gwen, I think, is made out to be the crazier one in this relationship. She's got a penchant for castration, of both cats (which arouses Charles sexually) and stuffed animals.

I like the ending with Charles and Gwen but I'd have liked some reasoning/explanation for why it happened and why then and not at some later date. What happened to make them decide to do what they did? I do not like what happens with Kevin and Pam. Looks like it was a set-up for a sequel.

The one complaint I have for this book is that it was too short and we didn't get any backstory on Charles and Gwen and I definitely needed some. I need to know how these two nuts found each other. I also thought the burning of pages out of the Bible to be odd, random, and unexplained.

The title of the book comes from Charles thinking their house looks like a house made of candy, like the witch's house in Hansel and Gretel.

I cannot find any information on this author no matter how hard I Google. This doesn't appear to the the Irish William Wall, which is the only one by that name that shows up. If you know who this one is, please let me know!