NEW BAKING BOOK by Better Homes and Gardens (2004)

PUBLISHER: Better Homes and Gardens, 9/2004
GENRE: Cookbooks/Baking
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: A

FROM PUBLISHER: Baking Basics chapter provides short course for novices and a good refresher for experienced cooks.

Includes chapters on baking reliables: Cakes, Pies and Tarts, Yeast Breads, Quick Breads, and Cookies.

Specialty chapters such as Baking with Kids, Holiday Classics, Spectacular Desserts, and Old-Fashioned Desserts meet the needs of a variety of readers.

Provides extensive baking tips and question-and-answer boxes throughout.







THINGS I'VE MADE

TRILEVEL BROWNIES


I'm very happy with how these turned out. This is a chocolate frosted brownie that's on top of a thin oatmeal layer. It uses a small amount of melted unsweetened chocolate in both the brownies and frosting as well as melted butter in both.

The oatmeal crust is made from oats, brown sugar, melted butter, and a few other ingredients and gets pressed into the pan and is prebaked. The cake-like brownie mixture gets poured over the partially baked crust and mine baked in 24 minutes. The brownie is extremely moist. The mixture used no salt so I added 3/8 teaspoon and I think it could have used more. I added ground pecans to the batter and sprinkled some on top of the frosting.

I used just half of the chocolate called for in the frosting and it was perfect. I doubled the vanilla and added a sprinkling of salt.

These are easiest to eat if you cut them into small bars and hold them because the crust crumbles slightly when you cut into it with a fork.

The recipe is here on their site.




COUNTRY PEAR AND CHERRY CRISP


I'd never combined pear and cherry before. I'm glad I tried this because they go really well together. This recipe used two tablespoons of flour in the filling (four pears and one can of drained tart pitted cherries) but it wasn't nearly enough to bind the fruit together. It just fell apart and needed at least two more tablespoons. I omitted the 1/2c. liquid too because it made no sense to add it. Cooked fruit produces its own juice so there was no need at all to add water/reserved cherry juice to it. Had I done that it would have been a real disaster.

The topping is made from store-bought granola (oats, brown sugar, oil) and melted butter. I forgot to check for overbrowning at the fifteen minute mark so my topping burned slightly. My fault. It need more because 1.5c. wasn't enough to even cover the top of the dish.

This was very good and I'd make it again using 1/4c. flour mixed in with the fruit and use more topping...and not overbrown it.





CLASSIC CHOCOLATE CAKE


This turned out to be very moist. It's made with melted unsweetened chocolate. I can't really explain the flavor. It's not bitter but flavorwise it would probably taste better if made with bittersweet or semisweet chocolate. This tastes the way unsweetened chocolate/semisweet chocolate smells, if that makes any sense. I wouldn't make it again.

I made half the recipe in an 8.5"/2qt. baking dish. I made my own buttercream frosting for it.




MILK CHOCOLATE CREAM PIE


This is the milk chocolate version of Vanilla Cream Pie and is made with semisweet chocolate. It's very easy to make and is cooked on the stove and poured into a pre-cooked or pre-made crust. It's a little bitter, so it's not like milk chocolate at all.

I made half the recipe and that took 1.5oz semisweet chocolate. I used a store-bought 6oz. graham cracker crust. This pie is nearly identical to one called Epic Chocolate Pudding Pie from The Cookies & Cups Cookbook, published eleven years after this one, that used unsweetened chocolate...and was very bitter. I've come to the conclusion that this would be best made with milk chocolate. The pie is very firm and holds it's shape when sliced.



CHEESY BATTER BREAD


This yeast bread is very good, moist (made with shortening), and couldn't have been easier to make. The recipe's actually called Sweet Pepper-Cheese Batter Bread. I left out the sweet peppers because I don't like them, and left out thyme and onion. I used dried chives and pepper instead. I used 1/2c. shredded cheddar, as called for, but I can't taste it very much.

The top was as brown as I wanted it after just fifteen minutes so I covered it loosely with a piece of foil. This baked in five minutes less than the maximum time suggested. It's lightweight and very good. I made compound butter to spread on each slice after toasting.





SOUR CREAM-CHERRY MUFFINS


I made half the recipe and got 23 mini muffins, not 18 like stated in the recipe. They have good flavor but need more salt. I also added 1/2t. vanilla extract. I don't care for the texture. They're very firm, tough, not moist, and seem like they were overmixed but they weren't. These were to bake on 400 degrees F for 12-15 minutes. Mine were overcooked at 10 minutes. Because of the texture, I wouldn't make these again.





PEACH AND ALMOND CRISP


This is nothing special because of the crumb topping. I made half the recipe in a 1.5qt baking dish. I used canned peach chunks in place of fresh or frozen slices, about 4.5c. The topping (flour, rolled oats, butter, white sugar, brown sugar) is a little too sweet and strange-tasting from all the brown sugar. It's made with a lot more brown sugar than white sugar, which is very common for crumb toppings. Definitely wouldn't make this topping again or if I did, I'd use very little brown sugar.




GIANT RASPBERRY MUFFINS


These may be the moistest muffins I've ever made. They're made with your choice of melted butter or vegetable oil. I used oil. The actual name of the recipe is Giant Blueberry Muffins but since I don't like blueberries I used frozen raspberries instead. I made half the recipe and got four jumbo muffins. They baked in 27 minutes. The recipe didn't call for salt so I added 1/4t. but that wasn't enough. I also added a little vanilla extract. I made my own glaze for these (powdered sugar, melted butter, almond extract, vanilla extract, water).



CUSTARD PIE



This is your basic sweet custard (eggs, milk, sugar, salt, vanilla) that's to be poured into an unbaked pie shell. I skipped the pie crust, made half the recipe and poured the mixture over a drained 14.5oz. can of pitted tart red cherries (1.5c.) that I'd placed in the bottom of a deep dish 8.5"/1qt. pie plate. I added 1/8t. almond extract to the mixture. This needed a lot more salt than half the recipe called for so I used 1/4t., not 1/16t.

This tastes very good but the custard doesn't look at all right because of all the water that cooked out of the cherries into it. Completely my fault. I should have cut back on the milk or used just half a can of cherries. It must have been severely overbaked too because overbaked custard will curdle and this was definitely curdled. It's ugly but it tastes good!



BLACKBERRY BUCKLE


This isn't a good cake recipe at all. It's actually called Blueberry Buckle. I used blackberries because I don't like blueberries one bit. I added 1/4t. vanilla extract. Though it tastes good it's very dry. I didn't overmix or overbake this. I made half the recipe (thank goodness) in an 8"x2" pan. It took 36 minutes to bake. I used 3/4c. frozen berries that were naturally 'slightly sweet'. They were huge so I cut each into thirds. I sprinkled the top with about 2t. sugar instead of making a crumb topping. I definitely wouldn't make this again.



BAKED CUSTARD


This is basic custard that consists of milk, eggs, sugar, and vanilla. I used half and half cream instead of milk. The recipe didn't call for any salt so I added a scant 1/4t. and it was perfect. I also added a small amount of melted semisweet chocolate but it wasn't really enough to notice. I baked mine in three 10oz. bowls in a water bath for 32 minutes. This turned out great and I'd make it again.



PUMPKIN PIE


This turned out well. The recipe is very similar to that on the can of Libby's 100% Pure Pumpkin except this uses an extra egg, part evaporated milk/part whole milk, and nutmeg in place of cloves. I used cloves as I don't like nutmeg at all. This recipe called for no salt at all so I added 1/2t., which wasn't nearly enough.

This was too much mixture for a 9"/1qt. pie dish. I had to fill my dish with more mixture than I was comfortable with and I poured out about 1/2c. that definitely wouldn't have fit in the dish, so at least 3/4c. got wasted. This took 58 minutes to bake. Next time I make any pumpkin pie I'll use my 10"/1.5qt. dish.

This pie is not quite as firm as I'm used to but it does taste good. I think I'll just stick to Libby's recipe.



PIE CRUST

This is almost the same recipe as the classic one from Crisco. It's very easy to work with and roll out. It's flaky and doesn't have a strong flavor once baked. I made two and froze them both. I rolled each out between two sheets of wax paper, rolled them up, folded the ends over and wrapped each one in plastic wrap and froze. I thawed each one in the refrigerator then left it on the counter for ten minutes before rolling out to put into the pie plate. I used this crust in the pumpkin pie recipe from this book.


TRIPLE-CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIES


I made half the recipe and got 26 doughballs using a 1T./1.5" diameter scoop. The cookies taste good but they didn't spread out quite as much as I'd have liked and they're cakelike, which I don't like. The recipe had no salt in it so I added 1/4t. but it needs more. I added a lot more vanilla too. I left out the semisweet chocolate chunks and white chocolate chunks and used ground pecans instead of chopped. I used a small amount of mini semisweet chips.


BROWNIE PUDDING CAKE


This is one of those 'magic' cakes that makes its own pudding on the bottom. It uses no egg and just 1T. oil. It turned out good but was a little bitter. The cake part was dry even though it was baked in less time than the recipe stated. There's a little too much cocoa powder in both the pudding and cake part. I added a little vanilla to the pudding mixture and I added 1/8t. each to both the pudding and the cake.



OATMEAL-CARAMEL BARS


These oat bars have a layer of chocolate and caramel in between. You take caramels (I used Kraft Bits), add a little milk to them and melt them in the microwave, 50 seconds. You press 2/3 of your creamed mixture into the baking pan, sprinkle semisweet chocolate chips over it evenly then pour your melted caramel mixture over that. You drop the remaining 1/3 of your creamed mixture evenly over the top and bake it a short time, 25 minutes.

I added 2T. unsweetened cocoa powder to the dry ingredients. I used equal parts brown and white sugar instead of all brown. The recipe used no salt so I added 3/8t. I left out the nuts. If you use salted butter you'll still need to add probably 1/4t. salt. I used an extra 1/4c. mini semisweet chocolate chips because 1/2c. wasn't enough to cover the surface.

I made half the recipe in an 8" foil-lined pan and baked them for 25 minutes. After they cooled I trimmed the edges because the caramel got too chewy where it cooked out onto the edges of the foil for my liking. I cut them into six bars then cut each of those in half.

The recipe is here.




MY THOUGHTS: This is truly a great book. I don't care for the binding because you have to turn the pages carefully so you don't rip them. Everything I baked didn't turn out perfectly but you can learn from each and every thing you've made, decide what to do differently the next time. There's not a photo for every recipe but there are a lot.

I purchased this book myself in 2004 at Walmart.

KATE GOSSELIN: HOW SHE FOOLED THE WORLD: The Rise and Fall of a TV Reality Queen by Robert Hoffman


PUBLISHER: CreateSpace, 4/2014
ORIGINAL PUB: 2012, e-book
GENRE: Nonfiction/Biography/Television
PURCHASE: link
AUTHOR SITE: link
MY GRADE: A-

FROM PUBLISHER: INSIDE KATE GOSSELIN'S 'HOUSE OF HORRORS' Conspiracy. Massive Coverup. Lawsuits and Legal Threats. Exploitation. Fraud. Abuse. Animal Cruelty. Lies. Read The Book that two of the most powerful law firms in the country have tried to stop from being published. You'll never look at 'Reality' TV the same again. "She has as much right to this being kept private as anyone," Gosselin's attorney, Marc Randazza, told ABC News.


MY THOUGHTS: The author has a burning hatred for this woman, star of TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8/Kate Plus 8. At the time he was a celebrity reporter for a well-known magazine and he happened to live about 10 minutes away from Kate. He stole her trash on more than a few occasions, which had some of her journals in it, and interviewed some of her family members, became friends with her ex husband Jon, and basically stalked her for a few years. That's where a lot of the material for this exposΓ© came from.

He said Kate was promiscuous as a teen (p. 15) but gave no information to back that up. He said she left home then but didn't elaborate on it, knowing full well we'd want to know all about it. Does he know more about that but didn't want to share it or is he saving it for a sequel? The chapter titled The Formative Years was good but could have been so much better, more detailed. It was no surprise to find out in that chapter that Kate really is mentally ill but I never expected that to be made public.

Since the author interviewed some of her siblings it would have been nice to have learned a bit more about Kate's childhood and when her bipolar diagnosis came about. It must have been before she became famous, maybe as a teenager, since she stopped talking to her siblings then and I can't imagine her telling any of them her personal business after that.

Self-published books are notorious for having spelling issues and this one is full of those and formatting problems. Too much time was spent on her poor spelling in her tweets and he felt the need to point out twice that she misspelled the word 'gorgeous'. Without the bad Twitter spelling, contract details, and the repetitiveness of things already discussed this book could have been 200 pages shorter. Much of the material in this is repeated throughout. Better editing on his part would have caught that. I do give him credit for exposing her lies in her tweets.

My complaints about the author: Too much time was spent nitpicking every little thing about her, like her going to get her hair and nails done while the kids were home with a babysitter. He complains that Kate never takes eight kids to the theater when really, who cares? Are they really missing out on anything? He bitches about her using newspaper as wrapping paper with no bows. So what? He complained about Kate not taking her kids to the beach then proceeded to tell us what a great father he is for taking his three kids to one. He toots his own horn quite a lot.

The author went too far in calling Kate racist and even had that word printed on the cover of original e-book version of this book when again he had no evidence to back up that claim. He considers her making 'Asian eyes' once to be racist when we've all done it, especially as children, and there's nothing 'racist' about it. Jon's Korean mother or grandmother would make them Korean food so once on camera Kate called her their 'Korean food maker'. I took that to mean she's the maker of Korean food but since the author hates Kate's guts he chooses to believe Kate is pointing out the woman's ethnicity, calling her their 'Korean food maker'. She had an African doctor so she calls him 'African', and again, the author thinks that's racist. If she called a German man 'German' or a Welsh woman 'Welsh' he'd have never said a word...because they're white. He's really grasping at straws when really it's so unnecessary; she looks terrible on her own without you trying to invent more ways.

I believe all of what the author said was written in her journals and I believe all of what he said her siblings and relatives have told him about Kate. I just wish he had focused less on trivial stuff like bad spelling and salon visits. I do hope that one day there will be a follow-up book. I've been a fan of the show since season 1 and even though Kate is very disturbed (she pulled poor Collin up by his hair when he was 2), I'll continue to watch her show, Kate Plus 8.

You can read a good summary of the book here.

I purchased this book myself.

DON'T CHANGE by INXS, 1982






SEVEN NIGHTS IN A ROGUE'S BED by Anna Campbell


PUBLISHER: Grand Central Pub. 9/25/12
GENRE: Fiction/Historical Romance
SETTING: England, 1826
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: C-

FROM PUBLISHER: Desperate to save her sister's life, Sidonie Forsythe has agreed to submit herself to a terrible fate: Beyond the foreboding walls of Castle Craven, a notorious, hideously scarred scoundrel will take her virtue over the course of seven sinful nights. Yet instead of a monster, she encounters a man like no other. And during this week, she comes to care for Jonas Merrick in ways that defy all logic—even as a dark secret she carries threatens them both.

Ruthless loner Jonas knows exactly who he is. Should he forget, even for a moment, the curse he bears, a mere glance in the mirror serves as an agonizing reminder. So when the lovely Sidonie turns up on his doorstep, her seduction is an even more delicious prospect than he originally planned. But the hardened outcast is soon moved by her innocent beauty, sharp wit, and surprising courage. Now as dangerous enemies gather at the gate to destroy them, can their new, fragile love survive?


MY THOUGHTS: Boy, this was terrible, I'm sorry to say. The opening scene was very gothic, which I liked. I was very excited to read this but soon after the heroine arrived at the hero's home, serious irritation set in. She went to his home of her own free will in her sister's place to pay off her gambling debt. When she got there she decided she didn't want to have sex with him. WTF?! That's the only reason she was there. To try and get out of it, she could have just told him the 'secret' she knew about him. Instead, she kept it to herself for a while when she should have just told him as soon as she arrived.

It took a week for her to finally spend 'seven night's in a rogue's bed' but by then I was already tired of the book. There was over ten pages of a bondage sex scene with the heroine in charge that made me roll my eyes and think, 'you've got to be kidding me!'. After knowing each other for about two weeks the hero was already offering to marry her if she got pregnant. That's just absurd and so typical of romance books. And the heroine said she loves him 'so much' after two weeks.

The author had a terrible habit of repeating words three times in a row throughout the entire story. Example: thud, thud, thud and Let Jonas win, let Jonas win, let Jonas win, just to name a few times.

The stuff that went on with Sidonie's sister and her husband was just uninteresting to me. There wasn't one character in the whole book that I cared about.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.


MY SWEET AUDRINA by V.C. Andrews

PUBLISHER: Pocket Books, 12/2015
ORIGINAL PUB: 1982
GENRE: Contemporary Suspense
SETTING: Virginia, USA
SERIES: Audrina, #1
NARRATION: First person
PURCHASE: link
AUTHOR BIO: link
MY GRADE: C

FROM PUBLISHER: Audrina fiercely desired to be as good as her sister. She knew her father could not love her as he loved that other girl, for her sister was so special, so perfect—and dead.

Upstairs in a locked room awaited her sister’s clothes and dolls, her animals and games—and her sacred rocking chair. Now Audrina will rock and rock and rock to reclaim all of her gone sister’s special gifts.

And then finally she’ll learn the secrets everyone else knows but her.



MY THOUGHTS: This was beyond bizarre. The timespan is about fifteen years and the narration is in first person, told from Audrina Adare's point of view. It was warped, and I  prefer that sort of thing, but this didn't do anything for me. Child gang-rape, miscarriages, a retarded child, a seriously disturbed relative, ect. Not one bit of it was plausible. The story should have been under four-hundred pages, not over five-hundred. I thought it would never end, seriously. It was mostly monotonous.

Vera- A slightly older 'relative' of Audrina's. She should have been the star because she was so screwed up psychologically. She was, by far, the worst character in the novel and the only one I liked. She was rotten to the core. The rest were bland, especially Audrina. I've never figured out who paid for her schooling once she left Whitefern, the mansion she grew up in, along with Audrina.

I didn't like or feel the need for the characters Sylvia or Billie. I didn't like that several deaths took place in the same exact way nor did I like the ending.

There was a ghost-written sequel to this 1982 book, published in 2016 called Whitefern but I'm not interested in reading it.

There was also a 2016 Lifetime film based on this novel and the characters of Sylvia and Billie aren't in it. The film was horrible.

There are some really great reviews for this at GoodReads.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

LOVE BETWEEN THE LINES: AN ADULT COLORING BOOK FOR BOOK LOVERS by Christina Collie

PUBLISHER: Forever, 11/8/2016
PURCHASE: link
AUTHOR SITE: link
MY GRADE: C

FROM PUBLISHER: Fall in love all over again with this adult coloring book featuring 45 hand-drawn illustrations inspired by romance novels from bestselling writers Colleen Hoover, Anna Todd, S.C. Stephens, Abbi Glines, K. Bromberg, Jodi Ellen Malpas and more. Sit back, grab your pens and markers, and get ready to explore LOVE BETWEEN THE LINES.

In the pages of this book you will find:
· Designs to help you relax and reduce stress
· Hidden images and book quotes
· Each design printed on a separate page
· Elaborate drawings as well as quickie pages for when you just have a few minutes to color

Illustrations inspired by the works of:

Anna Todd, Jodi Ellen Malpas, Colleen Hoover, S.C. Stephens, Abbi Glines, K. Bromberg, Claire Contreras, Jillian Dodd, Amy Harmon, Tiffany King, R.K. Lilley, Molly McAdams, Tara Sivec, Alessandra Torre, Mia Sheridan, J. Sterling, Katy Evans, Emma Chase, S.L. Jennings, K.A. Linde, Beth Ehemann, Tarryn Fisher, Karina Halle, Helena Hunting, Leisa Rayven, Madeline Sheehan, and K. A. Tucker.



Images of three pages that I colored, with close-ups.








Below, three other pages that I like.




Below are three pages that I don't like at all. They're a good example of what the majority of the pages look like- big lettering.





MY THOUGHTS: The book is 9 3/4" square. The paper is good quality, nice and thick, but the pages aren't perforated and it's a bit difficult to rip the pages out cleanly. The pages are too wide to fit fully on a scanner bed, 1" of the left side gets cut off, which is disappointing if you want to post photos of your finished work online, but the pages are a nice size to work with. I tear out the page I want to use and place it on a clipboard.

The artwork is really good, some of which is really intricate, like the 'Reel It In' page above. Unfortunately there are only about ten or eleven pages that are what I'd call feminine, with flowers and such. The rest of the book isn't attractive at all to me. Almost all of the pages have large lettering, which ruins the look of the finished piece.

This isn't a coloring book I'd recommend.

I received this from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

ONLY FOR LOVE by Elaine Barbieri

PUBLISHER: Zebra, 8/1994
GENRE: Fiction/Historical Romance
SETTING: Jamaica, 1772
BODICE RIPPER? Yes, mild
PURCHASE: link
MY GRADE: B-

FROM PUBLISHER: When Gillian Haige's father dies, his only legacy is a mountain of debts. But never does the eighteen-year-old English beauty dream she'll end up in the dank hold of a ship bound for the Colonies...as an indentured servant! And now her gentle twin lies desperately ill, and will surely perish unless Gillian takes one daring, irrevocable step.

It is a wild scheme, yet from the moment she meets Captain Derek Andrews and feels desire ignite between them, Gillian sees the bargain she can strike: her innocence in exchange for her sister's life. But on a journey that carries Gillian from the shores of America to a new life on a storm-swept island, she will be forced to choose once again...to fight for her freedom or to surrender to the man who has possessed her-body and soul-with his liberating passion...



MY THOUGHTS: Gillian, the heroine, is twenty, as stated on page 48, not eighteen, as the synopsis states. This story begins in England, then in Jamaica. Saying that they're headed for the Colonies made me assume they were talking about the British Colonies in the United States but that's not what they meant.

We got zero background on Derek and weren't even told his age or where he's from. He must have been in his late twenties, at least, since he'd spent some time in prison and is captain of his own ship, Colonial Dawn. He's rude and possessive of Gillian but not verbally, physically, or sexually abusive towards her. He doesn't seem too friendly either.

Gillian is feisty and stands up for herself, which I really like in a heroine. I didn't see the need for her to have a sister since the sister was a pretty weak character and served no purpose to the storyline, as far as I could tell.

I really liked the two main villains: Derek's ex-lover, red-haired and green-eyed Emmaline Dorcett. She was obsessed with having him though she was married to an older man. She was peppered throughout the story but I wanted more of her. I found her to be very interesting and wanted to see what damage she could have done. I really wanted some background on her but we got none, including her age. Her husband Robert said she was very young to his 50+ so I'm guessing she's in her twenties.

John Barrett, who's an agent for the London Transport Company, was in charge of all the indentured servants aboard Derek's ship. He became obsessed with Gillian and hatched a plan to have her. Gillian hated him with a passion and that ate at him and intensified his obsession with having her. John once called Gillian Madame Uppity Bitch!

Another villain early on was an older prostitute named Maggie, who was always called a 'vicious whore' by Jon Barrett. The verbal sparring between them was great! She too became obsessed with Gillian on the ship but I don't understand why she hated her so much. I thought she was going to do harm to her but that didn't happen.

This was published in 1994 but it felt like one older. The heroine had a backbone, the hero was rude, there were terrible villains. Though there's no abuse towards the heroine, I consider this a mild bodice ripper.

The negatives- I wish over half this story didn't take place on a ship. I wish Maggie's character had lasted longer and I wish Emmaline and John had teamed up to do some harm. You wouldn't know by the cover that this is historical and the hero/heroine's hair color isn't quite right.